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December 17 2013

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brodingershat:

h0wtohideyourfeelings:

nocaresnoregrets:

"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"

How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT

This is even better because I know a technical writer and he once snuck the lyrics to the opening of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air into an updated manual for something he was editing. 

He was not caught, and it was not removed.

Presumably, it was released considerably more pop culture savvy than intended.

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blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP

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December 16 2013

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knockout-dame:

mfluder:

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

everything i have ever needed

I am at least 80% sure that’s Albert wesker

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tombstone-actual:

operatorbrian:

Orange- hollow tip

Green- xm81 steel core penetrator

No Color Tip- FMJ

Red- steel cased tracer

Green- Hornaday zombie max

Where can one get the orange and red tips?

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kironaskymage:

propagandery:

How NASA might build its very first warp drive

A few months ago, physicist Harold White stunned the aeronautics world when he announced that he and his team at NASA had begun work on the development of a faster-than-light warp drive. His proposed design, an ingenious re-imagining of an Alcubierre Drive, may eventually result in an engine that can transport a spacecraft to the nearest star in a matter of weeks — and all without violating Einstein’s law of relativity.

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HOLY SHIT WARP DRIVE IS PLAUSIBLE AGAIN

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aliceinpunderland:

simsgonewrong:

My sim has a very unique painting technique which involves him dislocating his arm, planting his face into the canvas and painting on the back of his head.

as an artist I can 100% confirm the effectiveness of this technique

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December 15 2013

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ladyfabulous:

tcfkag:

allthingshyper:

witchyroses:

omjephillips:

witchyroses:

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!

It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.

THAT IS FANTASTIC

Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.

As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be.  Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.

Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.

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December 14 2013

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mandimoojooce:

felicityredbarrow:

sappire-charizard:

six6vi:

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.
They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

Read! This is so important.

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December 13 2013

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bl-ossomed:

A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

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wetmary:

hellnoradfems:

wtfisthinprivilege:

the-bagel-king:

djsckatzen:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

this is it

this is what technology was meant for

>_< i’m ashamed to say i want this

Christmas present please

Who would you pair up with?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEE

December 11 2013

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waitholdonwhat:

dabhabit:

notnotjohn:

yes

Yep

obviously

Probably

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